im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful
nothing is more satisfying than knowing someone will be with you through thick and thin
how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building
Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”
Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.
both ways he ends up dead in the water
and doesn’t get the girl
Or an oscar.
Somehow we always end up here