when someone doesn’t thank you for holding the door for them.
yea that’s me lol
LMAO. He’s mad as hell about that shit.
This is either a cruel joke or horrifying.
ok but did they watch the tapes
- Unknown (via ohlovequotes)
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (via hqlines)
I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
- Marianna Paige (via laughuntilwedie)
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”